Gay Marriage: Who Cares? Apparently Jesus Does…

20 Aug

I have been reading a lot lately about gay marriage and the constant sword fight that has been going back and forth¬†in our judicial system. Unfortunately our bureaucracy is infested with bible thumping politicians who are stuck on the belief that “Jesus hates fags”…

I personally have no problem with the homosexual community and really don’t care what they do. I have neighbors and friends that are gay and they are nice normal people who are not out to attack heterosexuality. They simply like other dudes or other girls. They are born that way. That’s it.

I believe that they gays have every right to be just as miserable as most married couples are in the United States. They should be entitled to the same tax benefits and financial options of being in a marriage. Let’s not forget that marriage is something that is authorized by the state, not by any religion. Priests and Rabbi’s are given permission to perform the ceremony from the governing body. It is only the religious fundamentalists who don’t want this to happen.

The Christians and other religious organizations are under the impression that if gays are able to get married, it will destroy the very fabric of society; this of course is not true. Being gay is not a communicable disease or plague that will infect straight people and make them fashion conscious and give them a sudden desire to buy a red Miata. They simply are born having an interest in the same sex.

2 Reasons Gay Marriage Will Not Affect Society:

Gay people cannot procreate:

Gays are not physically able to make children. Nor are they Asexual. I think if there were married gay couples, they might adopt and improve children’s lives by offering them a home and a loving family. They are humans and have the same ability to care as a heterosexual couple.

The Sanctity Of Marriage:

This term is just plain bullshit. If marriage¬† is so sacred, why is there over a 40% divorce rate in our country? Is marriage really that sacred when websites like Ashley Madison exist? Gay people will have the same ups and downs as any marriage would. Marriage is a commitment between two people that they will love and care about each other for the rest of their lives. Why not two people of the same sex? They have souls…(Unless they are gingers of course)

For most of you who know me, you know that I love my country. I would love my country even more if people weren’t so brainwashed by a book. Alex and I both think for ourselves.. You should too.

Gotta love 4Chan…

20 Aug

Hahaha

Youtube Video Of The Day: Dancin’ In The Streets

20 Aug

Leave it up to the hoodrats to decide that getting “hyphy” on a busy street is a good idea. Well the stupid fuck gets what he deserves to the tune of “Turkey in the Straw”… Great video.

A Minute with Oreo

20 Aug

RawDogPresents a minute of footage of Oreo.

Youtube Video of the Day

20 Aug

This youtube find is courtesy of Mike Merrill who found an interesting video excerpt from the Senate. Apparently the U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.

Skullfucking...Maybe it's the key to keeping newspapers afloat.

Hey, the man’s got a plan for a serious dilemma that’s plaguing this nation.

Blog post from class… Sweet.

19 Aug

First off school is fuckin lame. The only reason that anyone should go to college is to find strange. For our new readers, “finding strange” is the equivalent of “chasin’ pussy” as my uncle would say. After spending $250 on books this morning I’m pretty pissed off… I feel like I just got a “pink sock” from the Ventura County College District… Go ahead and look up pink sock on urban dictionary. It’s incredibly awful. Back to art
appreciation for me… As far as I’m concerned, the guy who designed the Yaris is the only real artist alive. Take that Van Gogh… Make sure you save the only ear you have left so you can here the Yar rice by your house at 1am.
– Sent from my IPhone (because they’re fuckin sweet)

Alex Auerbach Video

18 Aug

I try to not talk about myself in third person (I’m not Ron Jeremy or Brandon), but I needed a clean sounding title here. Here’s a video I made with footage from local spots. Curbs!

Expect more edits with better riders soon. Glen’s getting a piece for the action village contest and an Oak Park mixtape should be dropping as soon as I gather enough footage of everyone.

Night Sessions…

18 Aug

It’s easy to forget how fun late night riding sessions are. You get caught up in a normal life were you’re constantly busy or tired and the late night sessions become a thing of the past. You miss out on too much when you’re sitting at home late at night, it’s easy to pretend the night creatures don’t exist. I’ve been pulling sessions that go well beyond the early morning lately and I’ve been able to see some great shit. It’s hard to explain until you’re pedaling around a spot at 4am and see portly Twightlight fans running around empty parking lots.

Next time the sun goes down just go see what critters are lurking your local spots, or come up here and witness the infamous Beer Monster.

Orange Bike after Sundown

Juggalos n’ shit

18 Aug

It’s like a carnival with clowns, but for big people, actually…old people because small people are there too, actually they aren’t old either they are just random ass mother fuckers. They do stuff, and shit. After watching this video, you may be thinking to yourself…these people are useless. Well, at Juggalo Fest 2010 or what ever the fuck its called, they proved they have a place in this world…and I now present you a picture for proof.

*NWS*

Juggalo Creation

You may be asking to yourself, why the hell is there an alien with a nice rack, bleeding from the upper most end of the body, clutching a microphone? Or, if you are like me, you are just wondering where aliens buy titties from. Well, I suppose the story goes that Tila Tequila was to unveil her new music career here at this Juggalo fest shit, and when she went to perform she was pelted with water bottles, rocks, and feces (still to be confirmed whether the feces was of human origin or not). I can only assume the titties popped out as a distraction to get off the stage, but it didn’t work as they were not painted clown like and the Juggalos had no interest and she had to resort to continuing to make noise into the mic to make her way out. The nice young President helping her out coincidently just scored a bangin’ deal on some alien titties.

Word

Youtube Video of the Day

18 Aug

Today’s Youtube video was made by Brad Neely. We here at RDB are huge Neely fans and feel that you will be too after seeing his work.

Check out this history lesson on George Washington: